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Sunday, April 29, 2012


This week's episode (a very special Badland Bite) is going to be a few days late. We got real ambitious. Until then, you have about two days to rent this movie:

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Episode 14: I Gotta Get My Fists Ready

This week the ladies put together a list of what they consider to be the Badland Girls canon. They also learn their hanky code, give a few shout-outs, and squirm squirm squirm! Fuck count: 86

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Spoiler alerts for the following:
Total Recall
True Romance
Return of the Living Dead
Liquid Sky
Natural Born Killers

Corrections: The Milos Foreman film Destiny was thinking of is called The Fireman's Ball. The other Czech New Wave movie she was thinking of is called Closely Watched Trains and it was directed by Jiri Menzel. The wife in Total Recall is named Lori and was portrayed in the 1990 movie by Sharon Stone. Something Weird is a dvd/vhs distributor and not just an On Demand channel (we knew that, but didn't make it clear in the podcast.) We looked into it and don't think Jan Švankmajer was considered a part of the Czech New Wave. Daisies was directed by Vera Chytilova and came out in 1966.

Relevant Links:
Pool Party Radio
Mid-Best Podcast
OK Party Comedy
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders trailer
Scandal promo
Jem Vs Le Tigre "Deceptacon" video 
The hanky code
Dark and Lonely Water PSA
Mortal Kombat Fatalities on Paper
Silver Strain--A Blue Rose (Twin Peaks fanvideo)
Adventures of Mark Twain: The Mysterious Stranger
Hulk vs. Wolverine trailer
Hoax zine (Etsy) (Tumblr)
Hole, "Awful"
Trust, "Bulbform"
Barnabas Collins recites "When I am Dead"
The Yardbirds performing "Stroll On" in Blow Up

Monday, April 16, 2012

Episode 13: Space Loser

This week, the ladies talk about scifi! They also give a shout out to their favorite Friday the 13th films, discuss the reality of girl-slackers, and give tons of kisses to Pink Raygun. This week's "fuck" count: 68 (NEW RECORD!)

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Spoiler alert for the following:
Friday the 13th films
Star Wars (the OG trilogy)
AI: Artificial Intelligence
X-Files: Fight the Future

Corrections: The actress who played the mother on Betwitched and also did the Twilight Zone was named Agnes Moorehead. The new Beauty and the Beast movie featuring Emma Watson is going to be directed by Guillermo del Toro. The protagonist on UFO was named Straker. The film version of The Time Machine that Rhea likes best came out in 1960.

 Relevant Links:
La Serra, "Please Be My Third Eye"
This Mortal Coil, "Bitter"
This Mortal Coil, "Song to the Siren"
Guardian article about lady slackers.
First Man Into Space trailer 
It The Terror from Beyond Space (part one of 5)
The Running Man trailer
Fiend Without a Face trailer
Mr. Show: "The Joke: The Musical!" (You can hear Bob Odenkirk's Milk Machine song at about 6:10)

Fucking Books:
Dreamcatcher by Stephen King
Nightfall by Issac Asimov (PDF alert!)
The Illustrated Man by Ray Bradbury
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
The Prince, The Showgirl, and Me by Colin Clark

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Badland Bites Episode 2: Lady Robots in Space

Hey gang! Because of VERY IMPORTANT REASONS, we were unable to record a full length episode. So welcome to our second episode of Badland Bites, a pizza roll sized podcast! Join Rhea and Destiny and they have an adventure...IN SPACE! This episode is kind of a preview of the theme we're going to tackle in next week's episode: science fiction!

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Relevant Link
Skull Sketches Musical that Rhea will be performing in

We'll see you next week!

Monday, April 2, 2012

Episode 12: He's So Adjective, Noun!

This week's theme: DAVID LYNCH! We also discuss weird movies in general, drag queens, and a mystery gif. This week's fuck count: 64.

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Spoilers for the following films:
Twin Peaks (everything but who killed Laura)
Mulholland Drive
Blue Velvet
Wild at Heart
Paris is Burning
The Elephant Man
Lost Highway
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
The Undertaker and His Pals
Inland Empire

Corrections: The definition of homosocial is "of or relating to social interaction between members of the same sex, typically men." The photo source search engine is called TinEye. The Dana Carvey special that the "judicial system" quote comes from is called Critic's Choice. Destiny accidentally said "Chad Morgan" when she actually meant Chad Michaels. Also disregard that thing she said about the book version of Wild At Heart
Relevant Links: 
Dana Carvey, "Critic's Choice" clip
Big Surr, "Alright"
Ty Segall, "The Drag"
Heavy Cream, "Watusi" 
Tenacious D, "To Be the Best"
Sharon Needles
Transcendental Meditation 
Crispin "Hellion" Glover, "These Boots are Made for Walking"
Paris is Burning (the whole fucking movie)
David Lynch dot com (You can see the "Crazy Clown Time" video here.)
David Lynch's Twitter
Julee Cruise, "Falling"
Chrysta Bell, "Polish Poem"
Albert's speech from Twin Peaks
City of Absurdity (quotes)
Georgy Girl opening credits (We miss you, Lynn Redgrave.)

A Fucking Book: 
Catching the Big Fish by David Lynch

Here's the mystery gif. If you know its origin, shoot us an email or a comment.

Thanks to Matt of the No Name Movie Blog, we found out it's a gif from Sonic Youth's video for "Death Valley 69!" Thanks, Matt!
Sonic Youth - Death Valley 69' by scootaway